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Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Жанр: Комедия
Статус: Закрыт
Дата премьеры: 01 сен 2003
Дата окончания: 19 фев 2015
Количество сезонов: 12
Продолжительность серии: 30 минут
Студия: Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions
Создатель: Ли Аронсон, Чак Лорри
Продюсеры
Ким Тэнненбаум, Эрик Тэнненбаум, Эдди Городецки
Актеры
Чарли Шин, Джон Крайер, Энгус Т. Джонс, Кончата Феррелл, Холланд Тейлор, Эштон Кутчер


Закоренелый холостяк Чарли, постоянно опасающийся за свою свободу, и его брат Алан, недавно разошедшийся с женой, живут под одной крышей. Чарли только и делает, что заводит любовные интрижки, а Алан всеми силами пытается от него не отстать. В свободное от амурных приключений время братья воспитывают десятилетнего сынишку Алана Джейка: пытаясь сделать из него настоящего мужчину, они порой просвещают его в совсем неподходящих для его возраста областях, учат игре в покер или флирту с девушками.
12 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
16 Of Course He's Dead (2) 20 фев 2015 3.2 13.37
15 Of Course He's Dead (1) 20 фев 2015 3.1 13.03
14 Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun 13 фев 2015 2.1 9.33
13 Boompa Loved His Hookers 06 фев 2015 2.3 9.39
12 A Beer Battered Rip-Off 30 янв 2015 2.3 9.71
11 For Whom the Booty Calls 23 янв 2015 2.2 9.31
10 Here I Come, Pants! 16 янв 2015 2.1 9.38
9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 09 янв 2015 2.3 10.07
8 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 19 дек 2014 1.9 8.80
7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 12 дек 2014 2.3 9.30
6 Alan Shot a Little Girl 05 дек 2014 1.9 8.10
5 Oontz, Oontz, Oontz 28 ноя 2014 1.5 6.93
4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 21 ноя 2014 2.2 8.62
3 Glamping in a Yurt 14 ноя 2014 2.1 8.75
2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 07 ноя 2014 2.1 9.12
1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 31 окт 2014 2.4 10.29
11 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 09 май 2014 2.1 8.35
21 Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot 02 май 2014 2.1 8.97
20 Lotta Delis In Little Armenia 25 апр 2014 2.5 9.35
19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 11 апр 2014 2.4 9.55
18 West Side Story 04 апр 2014 2.5 9.23
17 Welcome Home, Jake 14 мар 2014 2.4 9.43
16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 07 мар 2014 2.6 10.38
15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 28 фев 2014 2.5 10.02
14 Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe 07 фев 2014 1.9 8.32
13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 31 янв 2014 2.0 8.86
12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 10 янв 2014 2.4 9.58
11 Tazed In the Lady Nuts 03 янв 2014 2.2 8.74
10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! 13 дек 2013 1.9 8.54
9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 06 дек 2013 2.3 8.47
8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 22 ноя 2013 2.1 8.69
7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 15 ноя 2013 2.1 8.66
6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 08 ноя 2013 2.0 8.27
5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 25 окт 2013 2.3 8.53
4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 18 окт 2013 2.1 8.59
3 This Unblessed Biscuit 11 окт 2013 2.3 9.14
2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 04 окт 2013 2.4 9.34
1 Nangnangnangnang 27 сен 2013 2.9 11.59
10 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
23 Cows, Prepare to be Tipped 10 май 2013 3.5 12.83
22 My Bodacious Vidalia 03 май 2013 3.2 12.12
21 Another Night with Neil Diamond 26 апр 2013 2.8 11.32
20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 05 апр 2013 3.9 13.71
19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 15 мар 2013 3.3 12.18
18 The 9:04 from Pemberton 08 мар 2013 3.9 13.54
17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 22 фев 2013 3.9 13.41
16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 15 фев 2013 3.8 13.69
15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 08 фев 2013 4.1 14.12
14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 01 фев 2013 3.9 13.70
13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line 11 янв 2013 4.2 14.40
12 Welcome to Alancrest 04 янв 2013 4.5 15.41
11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole 14 дек 2012 4.1 13.34
10 One Nut Johnson 07 дек 2012 4.0 13.50
9 I Scream When I Pee 30 ноя 2012 4.0 13.74
8 Something My Gynecologist Said 16 ноя 2012 4.1 13.87
7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 09 ноя 2012 4.0 14.07
6 Ferrets, Attack 02 ноя 2012 3.6 12.65
5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 26 окт 2012 3.7 12.94
4 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 19 окт 2012 4.0 13.60
3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 12 окт 2012 3.5 11.35
2 A Big Bag of Dog 05 окт 2012 3.6 12.33
1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 28 сен 2012 3.5 12.54
9 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 15 май 2012 3.8 11.33
23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 08 май 2012 3.8 11.43
22 Why We Gave Up Women 01 май 2012 3.8 11.32
21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 17 апр 2012 3.8 11.22
20 Grandma's Pie 10 апр 2012 3.6 10.40
19 Palmdale, Ech 20 мар 2012 3.8 11.47
18 The War Against Gingivitis 28 фев 2012 3.6 11.92
17 Not in My Mouth! 21 фев 2012 4.2 13.33
16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 14 фев 2012 3.9 12.45
15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 07 фев 2012 4.3 13.00
14 A Possum On Chemo 17 янв 2012 4.6 13.02
13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 03 янв 2012 4.5 13.94
12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 13 дек 2011 4.7 14.88
11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 06 дек 2011 5.1 15.18
10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 22 ноя 2011 5.2 15.82
9 Frodo's Headshots 15 ноя 2011 5.4 14.77
8 Thank You for the Intercourse 08 ноя 2011 5.2 14.71
7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 01 ноя 2011 4.7 13.90
6 The Squat and the Hover 25 окт 2011 5.5 15.29
5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 18 окт 2011 5.3 15.14
4 Nine Magic Fingers 11 окт 2011 5.9 16.20
3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 04 окт 2011 6.2 17.71
2 People Who Love Peepholes 27 сен 2011 7.4 20.52
1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 20 сен 2011 10.7 28.74
8 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
16 That Darn Priest 15 фев 2011 4.2 14.51
15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 08 фев 2011 4.4 15.15
14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 18 янв 2011 4.6 15.56
13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup 04 янв 2011 4.7 15.36
12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 14 дек 2010 4.2 13.95
11 Dead from the Waist Down 07 дек 2010 4.2 13.41
10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 23 ноя 2010 4.5 14.39
9 A Good Time in Central Africa 16 ноя 2010 4.5 14.25
8 Springtime on a Stick 09 ноя 2010 4.3 13.63
7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 02 ноя 2010 4.7 13.64
6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 26 окт 2010 4.4 13.77
5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 19 окт 2010 4.4 13.59
4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 12 окт 2010 4.5 13.47
3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 05 окт 2010 4.5 14.37
2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 28 сен 2010 4.8 13.92
1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 21 сен 2010 4.9 14.63
7 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 25 май 2010 5.0 15.46
21 Gumby with a Pokey 18 май 2010 4.4 13.28
20 I Called Him Magoo 11 май 2010 4.6 13.86
19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 13 апр 2010 4.7 13.71
18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 23 мар 2010 5.1 14.46
17 I Found Your Moustache 09 мар 2010 5.8 17.61
16 Tinkle Like a Princess 02 мар 2010 5.7 16.86
15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 09 фев 2010 5.7 17.66
14 Crude and Uncalled For 02 фев 2010 5.1 16.51
13 Yay, No Polyps! 19 янв 2010 5.3 16.31
12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 12 янв 2010 5.4 17.27
11 Warning, It's Dirty 16 дек 2009 5.2 16.37
10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room 08 дек 2009 5.0 14.84
9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 24 ноя 2009 4.7 13.88
8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 17 ноя 2009 4.7 13.67
7 Untainted By Filth 10 ноя 2009 4.6 14.44
6 Give Me Your Thumb 03 ноя 2009 4.4 13.51
5 For the Sake of the Child 20 окт 2009 4.8 14.07
4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 13 окт 2009 4.8 14.17
3 Mmm, Fish. Yum. 06 окт 2009 4.4 13.30
2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 29 сен 2009 4.8 13.86
1 818-JKLPUZO 22 сен 2009 4.5 13.63
6 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids 19 май 2009 5.3 16.18
23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 12 май 2009 4.5 13.11
22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 05 май 2009 5.0 14.17
21 Above Exalted Cyclops 28 апр 2009 4.9 14.16
20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 14 апр 2009 5.3 15.03
19 The Two Finger Rule 31 мар 2009 5.2 14.56
18 My Son's Enormous Head 17 мар 2009 4.8 14.12
17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 10 мар 2009 4.8 13.44
16 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 03 мар 2009 4.9 15.47
15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat 10 фев 2009 4.8 15.00
14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 03 фев 2009 5.5 16.55
13 I Think You Offended Don 20 янв 2009 5.4 16.09
12 Thank God for Scoliosis 13 янв 2009 5.6 17.10
11 The Devil's Lube 16 дек 2008 5.6 17.92
10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 09 дек 2008 5.2 15.59
9 The Mooch at the Boo 25 ноя 2008 5.3 14.95
8 Pinocchio's Mouth 18 ноя 2008 5.3 15.18
7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 11 ноя 2008 4.9 14.50
6 It's Always Nazi Week 04 ноя 2008 4.6 12.76
5 A Jock Strap in Hell 21 окт 2008 5.1 14.63
4 The Flavin' and the Mavin' 14 окт 2008 5.3 14.72
3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 07 окт 2008 5.1 14.07
2 Pie Hole, Herb 30 сен 2008 4.7 13.58
1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 23 сен 2008 5.3 14.88
5 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 20 май 2008 4.8 14.70
18 If My Hole Could Talk 13 май 2008 5.1 13.82
17 Fish in a Drawer 06 май 2008 4.9 13.61
16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 29 апр 2008 4.8 12.91
15 Rough Night In Hump Junction 22 апр 2008 5.0 13.36
14 Winky-Dink Time 15 апр 2008 5.3 13.94
13 The Soil Is Moist 01 апр 2008 5.4 14.50
12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 25 мар 2008 5.2 14.23
11 Meander to Your Dander 18 мар 2008 5.4 14.06
10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 27 ноя 2007 5.0 15.26
9 Tight's Good 20 ноя 2007 5.0 13.92
8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 13 ноя 2007 5.0 14.12
7 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 06 ноя 2007 4.9 13.80
6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 31 окт 2007 4.9 13.73
5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 24 окт 2007 4.8 13.94
4 City of Great Racks 16 окт 2007 4.7 13.69
3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 09 окт 2007 4.4 13.02
2 Media Room Slash Dungeon 02 окт 2007 4.6 13.24
1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 25 сен 2007 4.8 13.58
4 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
24 Prostitutes and Gelato 15 май 2007 3.6 10.16
23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin 08 май 2007 4.6 13.27
22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 01 май 2007 4.7 13.71
21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 24 апр 2007 4.0 12.27
20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 17 апр 2007 4.4 13.03
19 Smooth as a Ken Doll 10 апр 2007 4.5 13.46
18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 20 мар 2007 4.0 11.68
17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 27 фев 2007 5.4 16.58
16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 20 фев 2007 5.3 16.56
15 My Damn Stalker 13 фев 2007 4.9 15.50
14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 06 фев 2007 5.8 17.68
13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 23 янв 2007 4.8 15.85
12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 09 янв 2007 4.7 14.78
11 Walnuts and Demerol 12 дек 2006 5.1 15.69
10 Kissing Abe Lincoln 28 ноя 2006 4.8 15.50
9 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 21 ноя 2006 4.7 15.04
8 Release the Dogs 14 ноя 2006 4.9 15.83
7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 07 ноя 2006 4.7 14.48
6 Apologies for the Frivolity 24 окт 2006 4.7 15.03
5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 17 окт 2006 5.1 16.25
4 A Pot Smoking Monkey 10 окт 2006 5.2 16.38
3 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 03 окт 2006 5.1 15.80
2 Who's Vod Kanockers? 26 сен 2006 4.8 15.28
1 Working for Caligula 19 сен 2006 5.0 15.07
3 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 23 май 2006 5.1 15.51
23 Arguments for the Quickie 16 май 2006 3.8 11.04
22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 09 май 2006 4.6 14.87
21 And the Plot Moistens 02 май 2006 4.4 14.31
20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 25 апр 2006 4.7 14.47
19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 11 апр 2006 4.5 14.05
18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 21 мар 2006 5.4 16.72
17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 14 мар 2006 5.3 17.37
16 Ergo, the Booty Call 07 мар 2006 5.7 17.06
15 My Tongue is Meat 28 фев 2006 5.8 17.07
14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 07 фев 2006 5.8 17.07
13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 24 янв 2006 5.8 17.07
12 That Special Tug 10 янв 2006 5.9 17.20
11 Santa's Village of the Damned 20 дек 2005 5.6 17.71
10 Something Salted and Twisted 29 ноя 2005 5.7 16.53
9 Madame and Her Special Friend 22 ноя 2005 5.2 15.75
8 That Voodoo That I Do Do 15 ноя 2005 5.1 15.17
7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 08 ноя 2005 5.2 16.19
6 Hi, Mr. Horned One 25 окт 2005 5.5 16.77
5 We Called It Mr. Pinky 18 окт 2005 5.5 15.56
4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 11 окт 2005 5.0 15.24
3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 04 окт 2005 4.8 14.21
2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 27 сен 2005 4.8 14.37
1 Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 20 сен 2005 5.1 15.04
2 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 24 май 2005 4.6 14.60
23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 17 май 2005 8.1 24.24
22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 10 май 2005 5.8 17.96
21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 03 май 2005 5.8 17.93
20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 19 апр 2005 5.5 17.13
19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 22 мар 2005 5.1 15.92
18 It Was 'Mame', Mom 08 мар 2005 5.5 17.45
17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 22 фев 2005 5.5 17.50
16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 15 фев 2005 5.6 16.78
15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 08 фев 2005 5.6 16.75
14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 01 фев 2005 5.7 17.01
13 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 18 янв 2005 6.1 18.14
12 A Lungful of Alan 04 янв 2005 6.2 18.03
11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 14 дек 2004 5.8 16.22
10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 30 ноя 2004 6.3 17.88
9 Yes, Monsignor 23 ноя 2004 6.8 18.94
8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 16 ноя 2004 6.4 17.47
7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 09 ноя 2004 5.4 16.04
6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 26 окт 2004 6.1 17.25
5 Bad News from the Clinic? 19 окт 2004 5.7 16.28
4 Go Get Mommy's Bra 12 окт 2004 6.0 17.15
3 A Bag Full of Jawea 05 окт 2004 5.7 16.43
2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 28 сен 2004 5.7 16.59
1 Back Off, Mary Poppins 21 сен 2004 5.5 16.44
1 Сезон
Cерия Название Дата Демо Зрит.
24 Can You Feel My Finger? 25 май 2004 6.6 18.16
23 Just Like Buffalo 18 май 2004 5.7 15.20
22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 11 май 2004 5.8 16.00
21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 04 май 2004 5.8 16.20
20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 20 апр 2004 4.7 14.58
19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 23 мар 2004 5.9 16.43
18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 02 мар 2004 6.4 17.10
17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 24 фев 2004 5.2 16.48
16 That Was Saliva, Alan 17 фев 2004 5.9 17.39
15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 10 фев 2004 6.0 16.96
14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 03 фев 2004 5.4 16.48
13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 14 янв 2004 6.2 17.86
12 Camel Filters + Pheromones 06 янв 2004 5.6 16.75
11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 16 дек 2003 4.7 14.77
10 Merry Thanksgiving 25 ноя 2003 5.6 17.14
9 Phase One, Complete 18 ноя 2003 5.7 15.98
8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful 11 ноя 2003 5.3 15.81
7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 04 ноя 2003 5.5 16.02
6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 28 окт 2003 5.5 15.82
5 The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump 21 окт 2003 5.3 15.24
4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 14 окт 2003 5.0 14.73
3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 07 окт 2003 4.8 14.82
2 Big Flappy Bastards 30 сен 2003 5.0 16.25
1 Pilot 23 сен 2003 5.9 18.44